— boy, I need some onion — sorry, mam, we don't have onion at the moment — I don't care, I need some onion — but mam, we don't have onion in the market right now — you don't understand me, I need some onion — well, mam, lets check your english. How many letters "p" in the word "apple"? — two — right, mam. and how many letters "t" in the word "letter"? — two — right mam. and how many "fuck" in the word "onion"? — but there is no "fuck" in "onion" — right, mam, there is no fuckin onion