Standing in line for the new one Not the black, but the blue one And I don't even know what it do, son Steve Jobs said that it's too fun Fun in a bun is what I need It's cold out here, put my arms in the sleeves I'll probably lose my place if I leave But I really need to pee If I do it right here they'll see Makes you wonder, how do snipers Marathon bikers Next time: diapers They say it has all new features Faster processors and much better speakers Great for kids, a necessity for teachers For work or home, a revolutionary way of being alone I mean, should we really get a loan? Hey what's the manager's... tell it to your phone Cupertino heart with Chinese parts Built by the poor, but designed by the smart They open the door so you go On your mark, get ready, set, buy Imagine a world where everything starts with an I But it still ends with a die Probably got an app for that, you could try Brother iClouds, right into the great wifi Siri, can iGod really hear me? "Does not compute - can you repeat more clearly? " "Woaaaaah" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvDwRj42LxA